This was part of our newsletter this weekend, and apparently for at least the next four more. I was amused, so I thought I would pass it along:
The Care and Feeding of Rennies (Part 1) by Tempest
Welcome:
Congratulations on your decision to adopt a Rennie! Many of these fascinating creatures are in need of good holes were they will be Loved and Cared for. While keeping a Rennie can be expensive, time-consuming, and sometimes confusing, the results can be well worth the effort. A well turned out Rennie who is happy and healthy is amazing to watch in action. The guidelines below will help you care for your new charge, but they are only guidelines. Every Rennie is quite unique and you should get to know your Rennie’s personal quirks, preferences, and skills.
Introduction:
The most important step in caring for your Rennie is selecting the right one. Rennies come in many varieties. You find them of both sexes, and in every imaginable size and color, age, health, and plumage. Far more important though, than their physical differences are the differences in their personalities. Every Rennie has a very unique set of skills, preferences, and attitudes, and you need to take these into consideration as you make your choice. If you have a nervous condition, a Daredevil Rennie is not for you. Likewise, do not adopt a Fighter Rennie unless you have a large yard in which he or she can chase around other Rennies with a sword. If you have small children in the house, you might prefer to a Rennie other than the Arms Collector, and if you like your nights silent, keep in mind that Stitching Rennies are known to stay up quite late, whirring away at thei machines, punctuated by occasional loud bouts of swearing.
(Here I add: [ Understand that certain types of Rennies are not as hygienic as others. Please observe caution with "I only work 2 days a week" Rennies, Gamer and Push-monkey Rennies, who tend to smoke, and Patchouli Rennies. If you enjoy music you may want to proceed cautiously with Drummer Rennies.])
Food and Drink:
Once you have selected a Rennie and brought him or her home, your first concern may be, “What do I feed this creature?” Luckily, most Rennies are not picky about what they eat, and indeed, will consume with relish most anything you offer them. Do not be afraid to offer your Rennie exotic or strange foods. They have a highly developed sense of adventure and will likely at least try whatever it is. Keep in mind, that through some strange quirk, your Rennie will enjoy almost any food more if presented on a stick. Your Rennie requires large quantities of water. Your Rennie will want large quantities of liquor. There is a very fine balance between the two that you must find to keep your Rennie (and in the case of more belligerent Rennies, yourself) happy and healthy. Rennies are very affectionate creatures, and will often cuddle and love on you for treats. Favorite treats tend towards chocolate or nice liquor, though your Rennie may have different favorites. Recently, several varieties of Rennie have evolved a taste for Sushi, so you may wish to try that as well.
(To be continued in upcoming issues)















Today was the last promo for Sacrborough Fair, and it occurred at the Grapevine Mills Mall. Of course, no one is thrilled by the prospect of being in a mall all day trying to amuse the patrons. It is free to get into a mall. There are some many more “interesting” people around. So MaritaBeth needed to make her finally delivery to Dan Granquist, the other half of the bipartite individual Figbash & Scrump. He is partners with Bert in their act out at fair. Should prove amusing. I met her out at the Mall, and we watched QAL perform, and the little “opening gate” thingy. Then we had food,
and watched as all these performers disperse through the crowd, like a kicked over anthill. Now I am off to sew at MB’s, and see how much further I can get on Larry’s pieces.